Tired of watching porn and ready for the real thing? Here’s the first part in a series of sex guides which will be appearing on this site from now on, so our visitors (you!) will be able to perform like porn studs the next time you meet a girl who looks like Ariel Rebel or Little Summer

This part is about how not to come too soon, parts about things like eating pussy like a champion and how to get her to take it up the butt are coming soon.

Almost all of us have experienced it at one time or another: you finally succeed in getting that gorgeous blonde with the big boobs to your place after weeks or even months of flirting, dates, dinners and prayers to the god of hot chicks, and after just a few minutes in her oh-so-tight pussy you suddenly realize you are almost about to cum. You hold still, try to think of something that can stop you (Roseanne Barr, naked, wearing a party hat), but it’s no use. The beautiful babe underneath you moans sweetly and moves her hips, pushing you even further into her tight body, and before you know it, you orgasm - an hour before you intended, and just three minutes into the game. The girl manages to hide her disappointment and helps you in trying to get it up again, but no such luck - the few beers you had coupled with the anxiety of not wanting to let her down keeps Jimmy limp, and as the girl leaves your appartment you just know she’ll “accidentally” lose your number and make fun of you with all her gorgeous model girlfriends. This, my friends, is premature ejaculation.

What this article deals with is the various ways you can use to defeat this problem, so the next time you meet a girl like that, you’ll be able to give her the night of a lifetime.

The biggest single thing to cause a man to cum too soon is too much excitement, either physical or mental. The insanely good blowjob she gave you earlier, her slippery and unexpectedly tight pussy, her slim, voluptuous body, her loud moans - all these things can play a part in causing you to explode before you intended and leaving the girl unsatisfied. The key in preventing it to happen, therefore, is limiting that excitement, or at least controlling it.

As the old saying goes, “never go hunting with a loaded gun”. In other words, if you rub one out before you go out with her, you’ll be more relaxed when you’re with her, and less likely to shoot your load too quickly when you’re finally inside of her. While this works for some, it has some disadvantages. For starters, it may make it harder to get it up at the moment supreme, especially when you’ve had a bit to drink, and not getting it up is probably even worse than coming too soon. Besides that, on the other hand, it may not work at all. So, while this may be useful to some, it’s not for everyone.

Another popular method to prevent premature ejaculation is thinking about something thoroughly unexciting when you feel you are about to come early. Examples are Roseanne Barr, Rosie O’Donnell, a long day at the office, multiplications of the number 17, taxes or Ben Affleck’s acting abilities. This can work pretty well, but still doesn’t work for everyone. Besides, do you really want to thinking about these things when you could be enjoying a soft 18 year old beauty? Probably not. So, while this works in emergencies, it probably isn’t the best tactic around.

A less obvious solution are condoms. While the condom companies deny it, condoms really do lessen the sensation of thrusting your hard rod into a hungry, dripping vagina. So practicing safe sex, apart from protecting you from having to pay half your paycheck in child support, also are a good way to last longer in bed. But you were using condoms already anyway, right? Ehm, yeah, me too. *cough*

Because there are many struggling with this problem, the adult industry has also come up with a few solutions, as well as a shitload of scams. Of the solutions, the most notable two are probably desensitizing cream and cockrings. Both have their problems, though. Desensitizing creams have the tendency to, well, desensitize your cock, which makes sex decidedly less enjoyable, and having to put some cream on your cock before having sex may just look a tiny bit ridiculous. Worse, if these creams desensitize you, they’ll probably do the same to her, and if there’s one thing you don’t want, it’s a girl with a numb pussy. As a solution, some condom companies have released condoms with desensitizing creams on the inside, numbing you but not her. For some, these might be worth a try.
Another option are cockrings, which cut off the bloodflow from your dick and keep you hard, as well as making you last longer. There are disadvantages, though. For example, who the hell would want to put some tight ring around his cock that pretty much strangles it? Not me, for one. Plus, you can be sure that that innocent virgin college girl you scored will be a tad put off by a guy with a large ring around his privates which cuts off the blood flow and makes it swell unnaturally and turn dark purple.

If the problem is that you orgasm before she does, there is another way to approach the problem. I once read that the average man takes 7 minutes to achieve orgasm, while the average woman takes 15 minutes. Well, then, why not make sure she’s well on the way before you stick it in? If you take a good amount of time to thoroughly eat her pussy and finger her before moving on (after other foreplay, obviously), you can be sure that she’ll cum a helluva lot quicker than otherwise. Hell, you can even make her cum once or twice already before even moving on. Many women orgasm more easily after the first time, and besides, even if she doesn’t cum from fucking, she’ll probably still be pretty satisfied with your performance. The only downside to doing this is that lots of going down on her before sex may excite you even more before you have your way with her, and you could end up lasting even shorter. Plus, even if she came a few times before, 5 minutes probably still won’t impress her.

The solution to, and cause of, all of life’s problems is another popular method to postpone orgasm. A few beers can make a man last longer than he would be able to otherwise, and even better, if the girl isn’t quite as hot as he would like, he probably won’t notice anyway. Alas, a few more beers, and the man might not be able to get it up at all, and the girl might be uglier than anything he’d ever want to wake up next to. Now, when those last two things go together, it’s probably a good things, but otherwise drinking too much isn’t a good way to show your sexual best side. (it works for women though, because, as the saying goes, “a drunken woman is an angel in bed” - often a very wild, horny and utterly uninhibited angel, who might just say yes when you want to stick it in her ass)

The single best thing you can do to solve the problem is probably the hardest one: training yourself. By exercising to last longer right before the edge during both masturbation and sex, you can learn to control your body so you’ll be able to keep it up as long as you damn well want to. Just practice and practice again, learning the signs of impending orgasm and how to postpone it.
With sex, the single most important thing is to start slowly, not going in too deep or too hard at first, so you’ll be able to stay in control while you catch your rhythm and give the lucky girl a good pounding.

So, now that you’ve read all this, there is but one thing left to do: Go out, find two 18 year old, bisexual, voluptuous supermodels who will have a wild threesome with you. Make me proud, guys!